Total Medals Earned: 292 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,560 Points
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 8/40 (45/445 points)
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
Metal guys superkicks called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/360 points)
Defeat 25 enemies.
Defeat Laszlo.
Use the elevator.
Defeat Otis.
Defeat Zofia.
Defeat 50 enemies.
Defeat Boris.
Learn all of Ivan's skills.
Complete the game.
Learn all of Casimir's skills.
Learn all of Tevoran's skills.
Learn all of Ysabel's skills.
Achieve 8 flawless victories.
Find all secrets.
Learn all of Vadim's skills.
Learn all of Oksana's skills.
Defeat every enemy.
Achieve flawless victories in every battle.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (50/490 points)
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30